2 of the most retarded and strangest things happened to me today..
I shall elaborate..
firstly...
as I was leaving my estate...
I saw 2 girls..
both of which fatter than Vanessa might I add...
they were closing the gate which leads to the main road outside..
so instinctively I rushed towards the door...
because I was too lazy to press the switch to open it..
then I Slipped....
but it wasn't any kind of slip..
it was the kind with both feet on the floor as though you were skating..
apparently because the ground was wet from the rain..
but the slip had caused me to accelerate at the gate as it closed..
rattling the gate...as I grabbed it to open to no avail..
then..either because of the sound or because of my sudden appearance..
she screamed like she kena raped like that..la
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*and hold for 5-10s or something..
yea..and after that she just kept giving me rude stares..
even though I did my best to apologize..
firstly you're not worth raping..seriously..
secondly you don't have to fricking stare at me like that..
it just displays a certain level of baseness...and
the fact that you are..immensely..
(as reflective from that action)
RETARDED
Secondly..
after that...horrfyingly amusing and disgusting display of human stupidity..
I was walking in the park..
again.yea..(It's where I clear my head of thoughts bothering me)
anyway..
I received a call from my father there..
and after the call..
a caterpillar sort of appeared on my phone..
I don't know when or where it fell...
but it ended up on my phone..
so...
trying not to kill the Damned thing..
I tried to find some leaf I could use..
to guide it away from my phone..
but I couldn't..
yea...
So I stared as it refused my leaf..
and retreated into the hole of the phone..
the one where you loop your phone straps into.
and the most STRANGEST thing happened..
the DAMNED thing....wah..
started spinning a cocoon..
Yes....a cocoon
yes...so now my phone has not only survived diving into the swimming pool..
and being dropped countless times..
it is now home to a cocoon
sometimes you wonder where God is..
and he hits you with one of these
sick twisted joke....
its almost a miracle...but not quite..
more like some divine prank..
eheh...
but it doesn't really fortify thatcertainty
but if you know he exists
you know that he's got a wicked sense of humour..
what a weird day..signh..
You know, if you leave KFC's Whipped Potatoes out long enough..
they actually liquify...
it becomes almost like water..
heh..
Sometimes...
it just takes some problem to make you realize
that no matter how screwed up your life was before..
it's still brighter than alot of others..
Yea..
and now I'm nearly Deaf in one ear...
seriously..
and I don't want to go into the gory details why I'm deaf...
eheh...
I smell something going on between..
*ar-hem..and *ar-hem...
and it may be one of my greatest nightmares..
to be brought into fruition as of yet..
can't be good the way its going..
I'd be Freaked-out/pissed beyond belief
if it's really true though...
yea..heheh..
Sometimes I crave feeling genuinely happy for someone..
but somehow it always just gets drowned out by my Jealousy..
yea..so anyhow..
I guess I gotta grit my teeth and say this..
that if it really happens..
Sigh..
Let it happen la..
another side thought:...
Have you wondered whether life is actually more fulfilling?
Despite technology and all..
the emotional and spiritual self have hardly changed..
so its true..that we live longer..
but only then to exist longer..and not live longer?
it's seriously time to get started seriously on math..
yea...
Let Economics take care for itself..
and I'll find the feeling for my literature..some other day..
but for now...relax.
Hmmm...
I missed that period of time...
when I was deeply infatuated..
so much so..
it was like mind-numbing..
heh..
but those times have past...
and life..is as it should be..
Damn Frost..
the horrifying actualities of life..
wooo..
I am becoming a wreck...
seriously.....
I just can't restrain myself..
the sense of control is lost...
Either I find a distraction as great as before..
or some drive or inspiration..to go on...
Stomachaches and Sleepless nights..
the advent of my twilight...
ahhhhhh..
wah..
one of my priest is seriously..
stubborn...and old fashioned..
to the point where I can just die laughing..
Yea...
it went something like:
Scenario:me trying to help priest connect to their new internet connection..
changing it from a dial up StarHub to a broadband/wireless connection with Singnet..
My Mum:No Fr.Chin already connect what...really he told me..
After a while and a few knocks on Fr Chin's door
Fr.Chin: Yes?
Mum: Fr, you connect to the wireless internet already?
Fr.Chin:(confidently and with seriousness in eyes)ya ya connect already Wireless..
Me: Are you sure?
Mum:Fr are you sure?
Fr: ya ya wireless.
Me:what is the network subscriber?
Mum:Ya father what network you using ?
Fr:Ya Starhub one..wireless wireless ya it is wireless..
I walk away laughing in my head while my mum tries to explain to the priest..that its 2 different things..
I need sleep..
I'll try again tonight..
just a note,
Daniel probably lived because the lions ended up devouring each other..
heh..
go figure that one out..
then kill me..
Cue Sadist laughter
Release yourself